He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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