Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Michael Bay diarrhea
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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