He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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