It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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