I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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