I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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