we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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