So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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