i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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