scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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