Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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