Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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