piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
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