If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
sex in a hospital.. check
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
