Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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