I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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