I hope my margaritas pass through security.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Randomize
