That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
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