Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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