I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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