You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
found the other keg... it's in the tree
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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