Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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