Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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