He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
