I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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