just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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