How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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