normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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