She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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