It's just like the Real World with babies
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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