I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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