8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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