I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
We have started to decorate penises.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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