Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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