I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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