we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
