my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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