No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
