Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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