# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
she woke up with a sticky ear
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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