Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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