who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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