Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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