I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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