its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
do nipples grow back?
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