Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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