Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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