I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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