love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Randomize
