idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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