After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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