PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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