It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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