This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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