i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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