just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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