My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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